Funny & FREE Christmas Cards You Can Print at Home

We created these for fun because we're Christmas dorks. The best part? They're totally printable - just fold 'em in half!

BY: Patrick R. Varone

Updated: November 15, 2023

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You know what’s annoying? Having to basically go to Target and elbow our way into the card aisle just to find all 20 Christmas cards we need every year. And you know what else? Cards are expensive. Like, oddly expensive right?

So, we decided to take matters into our own hands. We’ve created our own line of Christmas cards that are all FREE. Even better? You can download and/or print each and every one. Once you print them, just fold them in half and you’re done. Oh, and that cute little dog you see on the back of each card is a friendly little hello from our dog, Toby. He spreads so much joy around here we thought we’d spread his cute little mug all around the globe!

We tried to make these printable cards as funny as we could without crossing too many lines. Please keep in mind that these are all free and we’re not making a dime off of any of these, even if you download them. We get nothing in return. We just felt like between all the Christmas presents you have to buy, stockings you have to stuff, and all the other holiday odds and ends you could use a bit of a break.

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and all the other things.

xoxo,
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We’ve all received those calls. And this time Santa is giving you a ring to chat about your car’s extended warranty. It’s pretty much the only time we’d pick up!

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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Simple and to the point. You can’t go wrong with a deadpan Christmas card.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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3.

It’s you know who and, well, you know who is back to let everyone know that their Christmas list was an absolute hoax.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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4.

A little tongue in cheek, this Christmas card is perfect for your friends who have a more naughty sense of humor.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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5.

Who hasn’t still be drunk since Thanksgiving?! It’s the most wonderful time of the ~~beer~~ year!

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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6.

You can never go wrong with the standard, “I don’t believe in you either” Christmas card!

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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7.

If you can’t say it with love, say it with spite!

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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8.

Let’s be real, you’re so awesome you really are gift enough. Just the card will do.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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9.

Send the glorious message with as much energy as a “meh” thanks to the grump “Ho. Ho. Ho.” card.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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10.

Are we crossing a line? Eh. Personally we’re in love with our ‘Ask Your Mom If I’m Real” printable card.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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It’s funny because it’s true. Perfect for the kid that doesn’t fully grasp just how much you’ve spent for them to attend the Eras tour. Ugh.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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12.

It can’t just be us, right? Worst. Year. Ever.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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13.

Simple. To the point. ‘Stache.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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14.

It can be a confusing time of year trying to figure out who celebrates and who doesn’t. So take care of everyone with our Merry Everything Christmas card you can download and print.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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Ok, so not every single one needs to be funny. You can’t go wrong with a chic and classy Merry Christmas card.

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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And last, but certainly not least, we had to create a card that’s based off my best pal – my puppy – Toby. Merry Christmas from him!

Below you can download and print. It’s already set-up to print so all you have to do is fold it right down the middle and you’re good to go!

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IN CONCLUSION

Well there you have it. We hope that all the cards we’ve created bring a smile to your face and maybe even a laugh here and there. We’re proud that these are all free and we’re not charging anything – or making any money off of these. It’s like our way of paying it forward this holiday season.

We also have some cute Christmas gift tags you can print and even free letters to Santa and Christmas gift checklists to keep you organized all season long.