The Jolliest Messages From Santa That’ll Have Your Kids Laughing All the Way!

Ho Ho Hilarity!

BY: Jennifer Belanger

Updated: January 5, 2025

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Get ready to sprinkle some extra magic and laughter into your holiday season with our fun collection of messages from none other than the jolliest fellow around – Santa Claus himself! As the excitement of Christmas builds and anticipation fills the air, we’ve gathered an assortment of cute little messages “from Santa” that are sure to bring smiles to your little ones’ faces.

Whether you’re looking for a touch of humor to tickle their funny bones or heartwarming sentiments to make their eyes twinkle like Christmas lights, Santa has something special for every child on his nice list. From hilarious anecdotes of life at the North Pole to encouraging words of praise and admiration, these messages from Santa are a magical way to make this holiday season even more unforgettable.

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"Mrs. Claus says I should cut back on the cookies, but I told her I need them for energy. Can't disappoint the children, you know!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

2.

"I heard you've been extra nice this year! So, I'll make sure to double-check my list for any mistakes. Just kidding, you're definitely on the nice list!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

3.

"Merry Christmas, [Kid's Name]! The elves told me you've been spreading kindness like a snowflake, and I couldn't be prouder! Keep shining bright!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

4.

"Rudolph just got a new pair of glasses, and he said it's all because of you. You must have a lot of bright ideas!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

5.

Did you know that elves are excellent jokesters? They say I'm a 'jolly old elf,' but sometimes they leave out the 'elf' part!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

6.

"I tried to join a singing competition, but the judges said my voice was too 'hoarse.' Guess they prefer reindeer singing!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

7.

"You must have the gift of making everyone laugh because every time I visit your house, the snowmen are rolling on the floor!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

8.

"Why did the elf go to school? To improve his 'elf-esteem!' You're already top of the class in my book!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

9.

"Greetings, my little helper! I heard you've been making your bed and tidying up your room. Keep up the great work, and remember, even elves need a tidy space!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

10.

"Hello, [Kid's Name]! Mrs. Claus and I have been taste-testing cookies, and we agreed that yours are the sweetest! Save some for Santa, too!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

11.

"Ho ho ho! I heard you've been doing a fantastic job at school. Keep it up, and you might just get an honorary elf diploma!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

12.

"My elves were trying to catch snowflakes on their tongues, but they got tangled up in tinsel instead! Silly little helpers!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

13.

"Did you know Santa has a secret talent? I can eat a whole plate of cookies without making a single sound – not even a 'crumb'!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

14.

"I tried fitting down a chimney once, and let's just say I'm sticking to the magic door entrance from now on. Chimneys are for the birds!"

~ Santa Claus Tweet

IN CONCLUSION

Remember, when using these messages, personalize them with the child’s name and any relevant details. The goal is to bring joy and excitement to the little ones during this magical time of the year! Ho ho ho!